Chuck Beans

Charles “Chuck” Beans would be neurotic if he weren’t so plain stupid. It has often been theorised by friends, employers, and random members of the public that he must have been dropped as a baby. Multiple times.

Living with his mum and seven half-siblings on the local housing estate, he’s going nowhere fast unless you count the times he’s had to leg it out of the house during a domestic. He hasn’t even gotten his learner driver’s license yet.

Usually the punchline to every joke Davo makes, Chuck bears it all with the same gormless expression he always wears; his mouth slightly open and a glazed look in his eyes. Maybe be one day he might finally stand up for himself, but then again, most likely not.