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Tag: GROWING PAINS

  • Lile sits hunched on a typical ergonomic plastic chair, her arms hanging in the gap between her legs as she turns to look over her shoulder at us with a peevish expression. Deevle is perched on her shoulder with a feral, territorial expression. Below them text reads, "Uhhh, you can't sit with us."

    GROWING PAINS, #17 | This Trauma is a Closed Group Session

  • Blank page with text that reads, "There is a place at the highest point in hell where one may ask a single question of the oracle that lives there."
    With Deevle waiting outside, Lile approaches the mouth of the cave. The next panel is of the darkness beyond the opening in the rockface, shown in a closeup.
    Four panels of darkness slowly transitioning into bright startling white, with the captioning, "The dark, the dark, and then the light".
    From behind Lile we can see the source of the light was a glowing sphere containing veins and an oversized foetus emerging like a cloud from between a split rock.
    With the darkness behind her, an unsure-looking Lile asks the oracle foetus, "Oracle Foetus, please tell me who I am."
    The foetus, which is transparent enough for us to see it's veins replies to Lile, "Look inside, Pilgrim of the Badlands".
    Closing her eyes and using the magic of introspection, Lile begins to open up a window into her mind, it appearing as a glowing oval in the centre of her forehead.
    Lile's forehead with a transparent window appering in the centre, showing a view inside her brain to where a cockroach is running on a treadmill to turn the cogs of her mind.
    Cockroach running on a treadmill to turn the cogs of Lile's brain, it's face turned to the audience as it says, "... Well this is pretty fucked up right here."

    GROWING PAINS, #16 | Don’t Ask Omnipotent Beings Questions You Don’t Want the Answers to

  • Top text reads "GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF". Beneath the text we see Lile grabbing onto an inebriated secondary Lile's upper arms and frowning. Drunk Lile is saying, "Let's commit a felony" whilst the sober Lile merely replies, "Bitch you're drunk."

    GROWING PAINS, #15 | I’m 21 and I Have A Drinking Problem

  • Lile is knelt on the ground, entirely naked and holding up in front of her Deevle from under his armpits. Her face is somber, as is Deevle's.
    Still kneeling, Lile hugs Deevle to her, her brows creased together in worry and sadness as Deevle presses against her chest with a loving smile.

    GROWING PAINS, #14 | “I know I said I hated your guts and wanted you to go suck a dick and die, but it’s still just you and me bud; for better or worse.”

  • Deevle dances happily and smokes a cigarette on Lile's head as she sits with her knees hugged against her chest, her expression miserable. The text beneath reads "Everything is all good all the time, no trouble here guys thanks for asking though."

    GROWING PAINS, #12 | Me? Dead Before Twenty-Two? Ludicrous, What Gave You That Insight?

  • Lile lies with her heart ripped out and bleeding out on the ground while her demon, Deevle Maycair perches on her knee and devours the bloody organ. Text beneath reads, "I'm so glad it's trendy to be an alcohol-abuser who loves to wallow in self-hatred and pity, otherwise I'd never be consumable for the masses."

    GROWING PAINS, #13 | I’d Like To Thank My Traumatic Life Experiences For Keeping Me On-Trend
    2018

  • Top text reads "The devil tried to strangle me but the joke's on him 'cause I love getting choked out". Below the text, Lile is seen smirking and rolling her eyes back in her head with pleasure as a red furry demon with four eyes lifts her off her feet in a chokehold.

    GROWING PAINS, #11 | “Fuck yeah fuckin’ squeeze the life out of me you big red bastard.”
    2018

  • Text at top reads "it was only as the two hooligans finally cornered him that Leslie found himself suddenly reconsidering his lifelong vocation". The image below is of a mime trapped at a dead end in a dark alleyway, with two bogan boys holding a pocket knife and a baseball bat coming towards him.
    Mime hanging dead out of a wheelie bin, with a news headline along the bottom reading "7 News: local mime with alopecia found dead in wheelie bin. No one particularly concerned."

    GROWING PAINS, #10 | Leslie Learns the Hard Way
    2018

  • Character Lile sitting in trash can in an attempt at being seductive, the trash can lid is on her head and she's winking while saying "Oscar? I haven't heard that name in years"

    GROWING PAINS, #9 | From the Archives of Rejected Sesame Street Audition Tapes
    2018

  • Fat bald man with shiny scalp in a red wrestling unitard is saying, "Remember when you were younger and things used to feel nice and you could daydream about being grown-up and not have a panic attack? Well nostalgia is dumb so muscle up pussy."

    GROWING PAINS, #8 | Life-Coach Lionel Shares Some Advice With the Kids

    2018