MOTORMOUTH COMICS

they did a great job on me, i'm completely reformed!

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  • Boxer girl with an unkept mullet and a black eye covers her bleeding nose with her boxing glove, looking unimpressed as she stands bare-chested in her high-waisted rubber underwear and white boots.

    The Stunned Mullet, 2018

  • Lile with her back to us turns to look over her shoulder in concern as she sees a knife buried deep in between her shoulder blades. Blood oozes from the wound. "... What the fuck? How long has that been there?" she asks.

    GROWING PAINS, #18 | Oh Wow That’s So Embarrassing Why Didn’t You Tell Me Guys??

  • Two morbidly obese and quite trollish-looking people stand holding hands together, both extremely nude. The man's ample gut hangs so much over his penis it appears to be crushing it, while the same is occurring to the woman's poor, bloated vulva. Strangely, they look almost exactly like my ex-boyfriend and ex-best friend who decided to rut with each other behind my back, how intriguing.

    “Get Ready to Get Gucked by this Gock, Gunt.”

  • Lile sits hunched on a typical ergonomic plastic chair, her arms hanging in the gap between her legs as she turns to look over her shoulder at us with a peevish expression. Deevle is perched on her shoulder with a feral, territorial expression. Below them text reads, "Uhhh, you can't sit with us."

    GROWING PAINS, #17 | This Trauma is a Closed Group Session

  • Blank page with text that reads, "There is a place at the highest point in hell where one may ask a single question of the oracle that lives there."
    With Deevle waiting outside, Lile approaches the mouth of the cave. The next panel is of the darkness beyond the opening in the rockface, shown in a closeup.
    Four panels of darkness slowly transitioning into bright startling white, with the captioning, "The dark, the dark, and then the light".
    From behind Lile we can see the source of the light was a glowing sphere containing veins and an oversized foetus emerging like a cloud from between a split rock.
    With the darkness behind her, an unsure-looking Lile asks the oracle foetus, "Oracle Foetus, please tell me who I am."
    The foetus, which is transparent enough for us to see it's veins replies to Lile, "Look inside, Pilgrim of the Badlands".
    Closing her eyes and using the magic of introspection, Lile begins to open up a window into her mind, it appearing as a glowing oval in the centre of her forehead.
    Lile's forehead with a transparent window appering in the centre, showing a view inside her brain to where a cockroach is running on a treadmill to turn the cogs of her mind.
    Cockroach running on a treadmill to turn the cogs of Lile's brain, it's face turned to the audience as it says, "... Well this is pretty fucked up right here."

    GROWING PAINS, #16 | Don’t Ask Omnipotent Beings Questions You Don’t Want the Answers to

  • Top text reads "GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF". Beneath the text we see Lile grabbing onto an inebriated secondary Lile's upper arms and frowning. Drunk Lile is saying, "Let's commit a felony" whilst the sober Lile merely replies, "Bitch you're drunk."

    GROWING PAINS, #15 | I’m 21 and I Have A Drinking Problem

  • Chuck Beans floats unconscious on a white background in an oversized fluoro-green hoodie and his usual black jeans.

    The Grievous Misadventures of Davo & Co. in “Chuck Beans is Going to Die A Hero”

  • Jamesy, a young man with scruffy blonde hair, sits at a table with no shirt on, facing the audience and holding a beer bottle. Looking cheerful he asks, "Anyone else uhhhhhh developing a speech impediment at 22?"

    The Grievous Misadventures of Davo & Co. | During a lull in the conversation, Jamesy tries his hand at relatable content only to find that his ongoing struggles are not very relatable after all.

  • Lile is knelt on the ground, entirely naked and holding up in front of her Deevle from under his armpits. Her face is somber, as is Deevle's.
    Still kneeling, Lile hugs Deevle to her, her brows creased together in worry and sadness as Deevle presses against her chest with a loving smile.

    GROWING PAINS, #14 | “I know I said I hated your guts and wanted you to go suck a dick and die, but it’s still just you and me bud; for better or worse.”

  • Deevle dances happily and smokes a cigarette on Lile's head as she sits with her knees hugged against her chest, her expression miserable. The text beneath reads "Everything is all good all the time, no trouble here guys thanks for asking though."

    GROWING PAINS, #12 | Me? Dead Before Twenty-Two? Ludicrous, What Gave You That Insight?