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Category: The Grievous Misadventures of Davo & Co.

  • A picture of an oval ceramic plate with a depiction of a topless boy with a shaved head (Chuck Beans) holding a bouquet of violets to his chest and smiling. He is very pink and has freckles and bloodshot eyes that are half-closed. Above him reads the word "Munted". There is a border of green and purple checkers around the edge of the plate.
    A picture of an oval ceramic plate with a depiction of a topless boy with a shaved head (Chuck Beans) holding a bouquet of violets to his chest and smiling. He is very pink and has freckles and bloodshot eyes that are half-closed. Above him reads the word "Munted". There is a border of green and purple checkers around the edge of the plate. A hand is tilting the plate so that the black edge of the plate can be seen.

    Chuck Beans, munted on a Tuesday arvo with violets, 2021
    (ceramic plate, glaze)

  • Davo, only in his underwear, reclines on a grubby sofa. His cap is askew on his head and he is grumbling in his sleep. The cigarette he loosely still holds is ashing onto the carpet.
    The viewer has been turned around 180 degrees to see that Mitch and Chuck Beans are watching him, Mitch bored and Chuck perplexed. Chuck is scratching his head as he asks, "The fuck is he even saying?". A TV is showing only static on the table behind them, and an artwork of multiple breasts adorns the wall behind Mitch's head.
    A close up on Davo's stubbled face, his mouth drooling as he mumbles in his sleep, "I'm jacked as shit... mnnnph... my dick is as long and... as thick as... my arm... schnnng... Sarah O'Neil wants me so bad... she is just playing hard to get... she'll unblock me on facebook soon..."
    The same view of Chuck and Mitch as before, with the TV still showing static. They have turned to face one another and Chuck is gesturing towards Davo as he says, "He's just talking pure shit! It's all not fucking true."
    Two panels showing Mitch rubbing his eyes and sighing, before he puts his arm around Chuck Beans and says, "Don't worry about it Chuck."
    A view of the two boys in silhouette as they watch Davo snoozing, Mitch continuing, "... let sleeping dog-cunts lie."

    The Grievous Misadventures of Davo & Co. | Letting Sleeping Dogs Lie

  • Standing at a city bus stop, two young men in their early 20s, Mitch and Chuck Beans, each support an arm of their drunkenly unconscious friend Davo, who is missing one shoe.

    The Grievous Misadventures of Davo & Co. | Waiting for the Nightrider

  • A portrait of the character Chuck Beans, a young idiot. His head is shaved, his eyebrows unkempt. There's a scattering of freckles beneath his hooded eyes and across the bridge of his nose.

    The Grievous Misadventures of Davo & Co. | Portrait of a Certifiable Moron

  • Davo, a bogan boy with a backwards facing cap, stands with his hand palm out to you. Text beside him reads, "Can I bum a ciggie, bro?"

    The Grievous Misadventures of Davo and Co. | The ol’ Standard

  • In a dirty room with the curtains drawn, Davo lies shirtless on a filthy mattress with only his boxers and cap on, holding a can of VB on his beer gut and posing seductively towards the audience. An ashtray and multiple empty cans sit on the floor around him. Text reads "Can't be starting early if I never stopped."

    The Misadventures of Davo & Co. | Davo Explains it Like it is, #1

  • Under a banner of text that reads, "Ugly Criers Club", Chuck Beans sits crying in the gutter with his knees hugged to his chest and a cigarette held in his hand. A stray neighbourhood cat rubs its head on his elbow.

    UGLY CRIERS CLUB, (2019)

  • Chuck Beans floats unconscious on a white background in an oversized fluoro-green hoodie and his usual black jeans.

    The Grievous Misadventures of Davo & Co. in “Chuck Beans is Going to Die A Hero”

  • Jamesy, a young man with scruffy blonde hair, sits at a table with no shirt on, facing the audience and holding a beer bottle. Looking cheerful he asks, "Anyone else uhhhhhh developing a speech impediment at 22?"

    The Grievous Misadventures of Davo & Co. | During a lull in the conversation, Jamesy tries his hand at relatable content only to find that his ongoing struggles are not very relatable after all.

  • Cupid leaning against a bar with a martini glass beside him, looking snooty as he says, "No, Chuck Beans can fuck right off; the little fuckwit has been dodging my calls for years."
    Close up on cupid, who is smirking as he gestures with his martini glass and says, "So I've cursed him to never be loved. For as long as that fucker lives..."
    "... no one will ever love him" Cupid finishes, with the image now of Davo lovingly tackling Chuck Beans, both of them laughing as Davo yells out "BUNDLE!"

    The Grievous Misadventures of Davo & Co. | The Repeated Public Disgrace of Chuck Beans, #2 : Curse of Cupid