MOTORMOUTH COMICS

they did a great job on me, i'm completely reformed!

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A grey-skinned and red-eyed vampire stands on the hyper-green grass of the university of Sydney, under the protective cover of darkness. He has slicked back black hair and prominent eyelashes and cheek bones, and is sipping from the surgical tubing attached to a hospital blood bag. Behind him, the sign for the university reads, "Welcome to the university of Sydney: Keep off our grass you lower class scum."

One time I walked across Sydney Campus for a shortcut and no word of a lie ran into one of its vampire students. Possibly could have been a North Shore Mama’s boy attempting hipsterdom, but what’s the difference really?