they did a great job on me, i'm completely reformed!

Tumblr ↗

Two morbidly obese and quite trollish-looking people stand holding hands together, both extremely nude. The man's ample gut hangs so much over his penis it appears to be crushing it, while the same is occurring to the woman's poor, bloated vulva. Strangely, they look almost exactly like my ex-boyfriend and ex-best friend who decided to rut with each other behind my back, how intriguing.

“Get Ready to Get Gucked by this Gock, Gunt.”